UriahTWolfe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[CSI: Minecraft]

Love these things...

Never played Minecraft, but people portray it so well in these things, I really don't need to - I can hate those creepers just fine without ever having to meet one. Nice work! :-)

Falconer02 responds:

Thanks!

[Dangerforce 6]

A multimation "Fringe" - just plain "Wow!"

Like a psychedelic "Fringe" episode, even more interesting with the "weird" factor. Excellent animation both clay and non-clay, funky and strange and yet there -is- a "story" of sorts going on. A definite recommend! :-) 5/5, 10/10

[ZombieMurderExplosionDie]

Looks terrific!

One of the best things about it is that you've made actual individual zombies. Most zombie toons (such as "Xombie") just use a "generic" type of zombie (except perhaps for some of the more prominent characters). I can't really blame anyone for doing that - cookie-cutter zombies are cheaper & easier & quicker, but individual zombies are a major improvement, imho. Can't wait for the show! :-)

[Valentine's Day Special]

2005?

I am offended - that you would put something from 2005 on here instead of NEW depravity and psychopathic sickness. Mr. Salad "Lazy" Fingers....

;-)

J/K - loved it as always, though if it really IS from 2005, I'm surprised as I'd never seen it. Thought I'd gone out & hunted down all of Firth's stuff by now. Guess I've got to go hunting again. :-)

[Lina the VAMPIRE Ep. 01]

"With a smile..."

Loved it! I thought it would be kinda' dull since it was a personal flash - they're usually too obscure or vague with too many private, "in-family" jokes to make much sense - but the humor in this was very easily accessible to just about anyone. The only familiarity you need is with the Matrix movies, at least a little, and it makes sense. Cute job, excellent use of the Matrix mythos & blending of key scenes from the two relevant movies. Keep 'em coming! :-)

[Jonas Brothers Immolation]

Definite talent! :-)

I loathe the JB, too, but even so - you've definitely got talent! You can draw, script, edit, voice act & write. Only thing I think you need more practise at is animating at least to the same level of realism as the drawings, themselves - but that will come. Probably very quickly if you haven't already been at it for awhile. Probably the funniest example of this was the girl with the "pogo-stick" arms to the left of the one holding the "MAKE ME YOUR CONCUBINE!" sign - I loved those arms. Even when you start animating more realistically, I think that one would deserve to be made into some kind of spoof routine - not a spoof of your own toon, but perhaps for some sort of zany "superhero" with "pogo arm powers" or some such.

At any rate, keep it up, you're definitely going to make some pretty high-level stuff! :-)

[Valentine's Day 2011]

Not only did I go into sugar-shock just watching..

...but all my teeth spontaneously decayed and fell right on out. My blood is caramelizing as I speak, so I'd better type fast - AWWWWWwww... sweet flick. Great Vday flick. Blood... congealing... must... hurry... grea.... <beeeeeeeeeee...p>

[Babysitting]

So wrong, but so funny. :-)

He just HAD to go for the book... LOL! Loved it. Hadn't quite expected that. :-)

[Tales of Moriya teaser]

Nice spriting.

I usually can't stand sprite flicks, but this was rather good. Very un-spritelike, more like real animation, and great 3D effects. Nice job! :-)