UriahTWolfe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Over Time]

Wow, 2 years? Really?

I dunno, man. Watching a blot hovering in front of the moon and its own outline set to the beat of Iron Maiden just doesn't quite "do it" for me. Does the blot ever actually "do" anything? :-?

[Drugman: Episode IV]

Love it!

Yet another fine flash in your "Drugman" collection. Here's one I'll bet you'd have a hard time doing - try portraying a salvia divinorum trip. It's legal, but interesting just the same. If you've never experienced it, check out Erowid's experience vaults on the stuff. Very trippy and surreal, and -always- an hallucination.

[Drugman: Episode III]

Dayum...

...boy does _THAT_ ever bring back the memories... Too funny! I couldn't stop laughing, especially after -I- got a little dexed-up myself. ;-) Drug humor isn't for everybody, but lordy I sure do hope you make more like this one! Thanks for the laugh! :-)

[QUETZI chap. 1]

"Overall" is not necessarily an average.

...sorry, accidentally pasted those words into the subject. But I'm a believer in omens, so I leave it. This flash was inspiring, and brings back many memories. Thank you. :-)

[Drowned Wednesday]

Thank goodness for subtitles...

I'm really glad you used subtitles, it's the only way I could even remotely understand much of what was being said. Other than that, it was okay, there's potential there, keep working on it. Good luck!

[Black stick madness]

Okay for a stick flick

It was more well-drawn than a lot of stick flicks I've seen, and the animation was fairly smooth. Of the two versions you could choose from, though, I think the first one (overall panorama shot) was the best. The second was kinda' neat, but it was too close for much of the action to make any sense. Close-up work is a good idea, but maybe not quite as close - something about halfway between the first and second version would probably be good. Good luck! :-)

[Blue or Red Pill? (v.2)]

Liked the first one better

This was cute, too, but I think your first attempt was more original. It didn't need to be any less subtle than that, but since you felt compelled to listen to the whiney little pansy-asses who wanted to see Neo meet "the Black Snake", you didn't do badly at it. I say stick to your original ideas, let your work keep its artistic integrity unless someone else is -paying- you to make films the way they want you to. But that's just mho...

[Blue or red pill??]

WFT - complaints? I like.

Well, I mean yeah, sure, it -could- have been funnier, but what couldn't? I thought it was pretty cute. Not sure what all the flamerz are about. Have you changed it since the complaints were left? Really, I have no suggestions, I like it as it is.

[Twinkletoes, Part 1]

I could watch more of these

I liked it. The music was a perfect choice, that helped make it seem more humorous than it might have otherwise been. My only complaint might be the character style - that kind of "floating circles all over the place" character style is way over-used, imo. It's still watchable and funny and all, but it would be even better if the character were a little more unique. That's just my opine, though - I liked it either way and wouldn't blam it just because of that.

[Crazed Inc. "Splat!"]

LoL!

I could see that one coming from a mile away, but it was still a hoot when it happened! You could probably make a whole bunch along the same lines, with kids toys that end up unexpectedly working like the real thing. Good job! :-)

Cra7ed responds:

Thank you. Did you really see that one comming? I like the series idea, but what toy to do next?...