UriahTWolfe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Perpetual Tuesday]

Pointless humor and a lackluster wit...

...it's the quintessential "Newgrounds" flick! :-) Great work! Enjoyed it a lot! :-)

[Pencilmation #10]

Your ceaseless originality astounds me.

While they all have similar elements, no 2 pencilmations are at all alike. I am in awe of how well you consistently create new & original plols! Great work! :-)

[Grumatorium]

Whimsical, complex, stylish

...and a few other complimentary adjectives I fail to think of at the moment, but which are equally applicable. ;-) I loved it, very sweet in a strange sort of way. :-)

[Dr. Shroud : Skeletons]

All that we see or have seen...

"...is but a dream within a dream...."

Haunting. And the quote, memorable. Great work! :-)

[The Devil of New Haven]

Good old fashioned horror-toon :-)

I really thought gramps would end up being the scarecrow. Nice story! Short, sweet, just like grandma used to make. ;-)

[Short: Old Lady]

I liked the sense of humor, but couldn't give...

...it much for effort. :-/ Humor was great, very appropriately inappropriate and satirical. 10/10 for that, but the animation was kinda' low-end. Fine if that's what u like, though. After all, it -is- ur flick. Right? :-)

Wolfenheim responds:

and, i dont know if you saw, i did say im well aware its shoddy

[3rd Grade Transformers]

Every bit as agonizing as the real thing...

;-) This was agonizing. Torture. But that's what it was SUPPOSED to be - at least, I'd assume so, being as it's supposed to be a satirical depiction of Transformers performed by 3rd graders. OY! I give it a perfect score not because it was a pleasure to watch, but because it was a -perfect- artistic representation of that which you set out to make an artistic representation of.

Or some junk. ;-) Great work! :-)

[Inflatable Jesus]

Creepy as hell, man...

This would be something to watch if I were stoned.

Oh wait, I AM stoned. And a bit drunk. So...

GREAT FLICK! :-) What a strange concept, and what a -spooky- looking inflatable Jesus. Couldn't understand his first line, though, but the "I am inflatable Jesus, you cannot escape me" was brilliant! :-)

[Bear Strategies]

Can't say you didn't tell 'em...

Up there in your comments, you say loud & clear that the audio is from a comedy album, and people still say, "Wow, you had such great VOICE acting... the CANNED LAUGHTER was too fake, though..." That/'s nearly as funny as the flash, itself. ;-)

Lovely animation. I love these things, even if you didn't originate the material, syncing an animation with a pre-performed skit and adding all those little touches (like the "marblevore" visuals - excellent!) is talent enough in its own right to warrant high numbers. 5/5, 10/10, hope to see more! :-)