UriahTWolfe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I'm Afraid of Clowns]

Complete and utter nonsense...

...just the way a completely and utterly nonsensical flash should be. :-) Loved the animation with the pastelized real-world footage in the background. The visuals were totally fluid the whole way through, and in places even managed to match the music. Oh, and I even saw 0.24 seconds of a CLOWN in the thing - loL! :-) Great work! :-)

[Wild Wind]

I can relate - sometimes. :-)

My hair's usually too short for that, but once every few years I get a but up my @$$ & grow a tail & get wild. During those moments of insanity, I can relate completely to this. :-)

[Versus The Halloween]

A decent flick, at least until the end

Excellent start, but the entire rest of the flash was so way better than those last few frames. They just completely ruined the whole thing. Not that they were "offensive" or anything - they really didn't phase me in that regard. But to take something so good and then turn it into a kindergarten "tee-hee"? Eh, maybe it's just not my sense of humor. Enough people seem to like it, and that's what matters when it all comes down to it. :-)

[You Give Job]

Too cute...

LOVED it. I'll be gobbling these up if you've made/will make any more. "Food stamps - niiiice..." LOL!

(P.S. - I think I saw Colliflower's ass rollin' on down the street - man, he'd best get to the hospital, STAT!) ;-)

[happy belated b-day KG!!!]

Cute - puzzling, but cute

It's cute & all, don't get me wrong. But I'm not sure I understand why it's on Front Page. :-? Doesn't mean it doesn't deserve to be there - it just means that if it does, it's not obvious as to why, not to all of us, anyways. Cute, though. Keep it up. :-)

turtleco responds:

thanks, I'm glad you like it.

oh, and I will keep it up (the work that is)

[Angry Dog - Blood Shower]

"I left some lunch for you upstairs..."

LOL!!! :-) Yeah, the rain of blood from a teddy bear's celestial suicide was good, but the "upstairs lunch" was - primo -! Great work! :-)

[The Dangers of Halloween 2]

Creepy.

Honest to Pete, I know folks like this.

:-(

That really sucks. :-(

Got _MY_ halloween scare, ya' did! :-#

[Special Agent Leon]

Animations could've been better, but...

...this had to have taken so much time & effort (relatively speaking), I can't imagine giving you anything less than 5/5 & 10/10 for that alone. :-) Very creative, random, funny - the fart theme's a definite classic-in-the-making. Keep it up!~ :-)

[Vigilance 11]

Like it.

I see some of the other comments, and while I agree that there's always room for improvement, that'll come with time. The important thing is the story, and it sounds like you've got this one very well-plotted out. I can see a lot of potential for this, maybe even epic potential. I look forward to seeing where you take this. :-)

cris17 responds:

thanks man much appreciated :)

[: Game Trade-Ins :]

Usual laughs

I really do get a laugh out of these, but they really are kind of a rip-off. Yes, yes, I know - they're free, so stop my bitchin'. But I just can't help it - it aggravates me every time that absolutely no new work whatsoever had to go into making these. It's the same poses and animations used in every single other rant, not a single new frame of toon. Can't you vary the poses even just a LITTLE bit once in awhile? However funny the script, I always feel cheated after watching these because the only new thing is the voice recording - and how hard could -that- possibly be? :-/

Sorry for gettin' down on ya', I really do love the characters and your sense of humor. But I can't honestly call it a job well done when it's virtually the same job that was done the same way the past 80 or more times. :-/ And yet, I always watch 'em. And yet, I always rate 'em high. Go figure. :-/