UriahTWolfe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Perpetual Tuesday]

Pointless humor and a lackluster wit...

...it's the quintessential "Newgrounds" flick! :-) Great work! Enjoyed it a lot! :-)

[This is Halloween EBStyle]

Animation okay, audio not good

The part that you finished was animated well enough, but you didn't finish it, and the audio was very muffled. So I couldn't vote to keep it. :-\ I'd definitely vote to keep it even if just the audio quality were better, though the only way I'd give it high scores is if it were actually finished. Keep working at it, though, you are good at what you -did- finish. :-)

Sarena responds:

Well like I said in the comments, I didn't really have time to finish it. But thanks. And I'm not all that sure what you mean about the audio being muffled. It could just be the specific remix that I decided to use, because I did nothing to the audio. o.o;

[Pencilmation #10]

Your ceaseless originality astounds me.

While they all have similar elements, no 2 pencilmations are at all alike. I am in awe of how well you consistently create new & original plols! Great work! :-)

[Grumatorium]

Whimsical, complex, stylish

...and a few other complimentary adjectives I fail to think of at the moment, but which are equally applicable. ;-) I loved it, very sweet in a strange sort of way. :-)

[Dr. Shroud : Skeletons]

All that we see or have seen...

"...is but a dream within a dream...."

Haunting. And the quote, memorable. Great work! :-)

[The Devil of New Haven]

Good old fashioned horror-toon :-)

I really thought gramps would end up being the scarecrow. Nice story! Short, sweet, just like grandma used to make. ;-)

[Short: Old Lady]

I liked the sense of humor, but couldn't give...

...it much for effort. :-/ Humor was great, very appropriately inappropriate and satirical. 10/10 for that, but the animation was kinda' low-end. Fine if that's what u like, though. After all, it -is- ur flick. Right? :-)

Wolfenheim responds:

and, i dont know if you saw, i did say im well aware its shoddy

[3rd Grade Transformers]

Every bit as agonizing as the real thing...

;-) This was agonizing. Torture. But that's what it was SUPPOSED to be - at least, I'd assume so, being as it's supposed to be a satirical depiction of Transformers performed by 3rd graders. OY! I give it a perfect score not because it was a pleasure to watch, but because it was a -perfect- artistic representation of that which you set out to make an artistic representation of.

Or some junk. ;-) Great work! :-)

[Inflatable Jesus]

Creepy as hell, man...

This would be something to watch if I were stoned.

Oh wait, I AM stoned. And a bit drunk. So...

GREAT FLICK! :-) What a strange concept, and what a -spooky- looking inflatable Jesus. Couldn't understand his first line, though, but the "I am inflatable Jesus, you cannot escape me" was brilliant! :-)

[Bear Strategies]

Can't say you didn't tell 'em...

Up there in your comments, you say loud & clear that the audio is from a comedy album, and people still say, "Wow, you had such great VOICE acting... the CANNED LAUGHTER was too fake, though..." That/'s nearly as funny as the flash, itself. ;-)

Lovely animation. I love these things, even if you didn't originate the material, syncing an animation with a pre-performed skit and adding all those little touches (like the "marblevore" visuals - excellent!) is talent enough in its own right to warrant high numbers. 5/5, 10/10, hope to see more! :-)